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Fake Pocket

Slang in Iowa and the suburbs of London for someone who loses a race to the VC
J is a fake pocket
by tapes of coolness June 7, 2024
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Pasco Pocket

Origin: Pasco County, Florida — the only place where hiding meth in your hoo-ha is considered a survival skill.

Definition:
The emergency compartment God didn’t intend—but Pasco women use anyway. A Pasco Pocket refers to the last-minute, high-stakes stashing of drugs, stolen jewelry, vape pens, or the occasional loose Percocet inside one’s lady parts right as the blue lights flash. It's not glamorous, it's not hygienic, but in Pasco County, it's practically protocol.

Field-tested in Dollar General parking lots, trailer park driveways, and anywhere a Wawa intersects with three felonies and a lifted Dodge Ram. Typically deployed with the phrase: “I ain’t goin’ back.”

Example Sentences:

“She didn’t even blink—just unbuttoned and boom, it vanished into the Pasco Pocket like a magic trick with probation.”

“Officer, I swear I don’t know how that crack pipe got up there. Must’ve been from yoga.”

“We found the stolen Rolex, a rolled-up hundie, and 3 grams of blow… all in the Pasco Pocket. Girl had a full-time pharmacy in her downtown storage unit.”

Fun Fact:
Some call it a coochie cubby. Some call it a felony fold. In Pasco? It's just the glovebox that came with the body.
"Bro, she reached down like she was adjusting her shorts—and boom—whole baggie disappeared into the Pasco Pocket like it was Narnia."
"We searched the whole car. Nada. Then she coughed… and the Pasco Pocket coughed back."
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
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pocket mustard

Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!
Man That Artist named Kory Hubbel has the kind of Pocket Mustard that comes from the streets!
by NOTBANKSY ' May 3, 2018
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prism pocket

A prism pocket is your bootyhole. That’s litterally it. You can smuggle stuff up it and once in a while a poo nugget will come out.💩
Donald: how did you bring your weed without your mom knowing?

Ali: I smuggled it up my prism pocket 🦗
by McNugget11111111 March 29, 2022
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dank pocket

I shoved that can of monster so far into his dank pocket that I was drinking it out of his mouth.
by wnigwigga November 24, 2014
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Pockets

Person 1: "Who's that cutie over there?"
Person 2: "That's Pockets"
by Holdupwtfbroz September 15, 2020
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Pocket Dogging

Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.
Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!
by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger February 14, 2012
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