by Sensetiveyarrak November 11, 2020
Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.
by D-Big April 7, 2017
My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 30, 2020
“Are you raping me master Jedi”
“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”
“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”
by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020
One faithful night, a young kid from New Jersey named Chris Dorner was playing Jedi Fallen Order. All was going well until he got to the last level of the game. He was fighting the Second Sister when he started to get a little angry. He started yelling and screaming and said "FUCK THIS BITCH!!!!!" to a bunch of pixels that were kicking his ass. Papa Dorner came in and said, "CHRIS!" and there was the sound of Chris disconnecting from the discord call. It was a sight to bold and Chris Dorner is a bitch.
by Chris Dorner Bitch March 5, 2023
People of different professions, cultures and religions, but those who have one thing in common – all of them are Urban Jedi, keepers of the world peace. Their credo is to live a full life, not to waste a minute of a precious time that could be spent on something important and never stop the way of a self-development
by michaelzoya February 8, 2017