Master Jedi

A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision

“Are you raping me master Jedi”

“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”

by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020

Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2015

E-jedi

A super cool electronic jedi

E-jedis fuck

by DogsArentReal March 5, 2022

XR Jedi

a member of the mystical Quality order in the HRdirect team, trained to review employee interactions and provide feedback to deliver the best consumer experience.

XR Jedi has requested your presence.

by NikolB April 22, 2021

Jedi Jello

Slang for semen

Angel mouth ate my jedi jello now she feels the burn

by Jedi Jed February 18, 2017

Jedi-flip

In skateboarding, an anti-Casper (nollie Casper flip) pressure flip. While rolling nollie the board does an Casper flip with out popping (pressure flip) nor feet touching the ground

Johnny was the first kid I ever saw do a jedi-flip, that shit was dope!

by Ismz December 4, 2020

Bug eye Jedi

Mixed drink with vodka/tequila, white claw and cranberry juice with cherries.

I’d like to order two Bug Eye Jedi’s please

by Droville April 24, 2020