Run a diagnostic

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.

I’m going to the restroom to run a diagnostic

by David letr October 9, 2018

Running

(Verb) The act of a woman pleasuring herself, while stroking her clitoris with two fingers aggressively until she reaches orgasm.

I need to go running so bad, I haven’t seen Michael all week.

by Wilma Fingersdo July 13, 2024

To run the gauntlet

To run the gauntlet is when you take on a very risky task which may result in injury, physical or verbal abuse, ridicule or shame. It can sometimes be played as a dare or challenge especially after consuming a large quantity of alcohol. If all goes wrong the consequences can be quite brutal to either yourself, someone else or a business or organisation i.e loss of a busineses reputation or a significant fall from grace. However, if all goes right then it installs a sense of pride and relief, though regardless of the result it will be a lesson learned and the task will never be repeated.

1) When playing spin the bottle and someone chooses the dare and thay have to run the gauntlet through a busy shopping centre in their birthday suit, without being caught.

2) When a company director has to face the board of shareholders and has to explain why the company is failing and what he/she/they are going to about it:

Colleague: "the shareholders are ready to see you now"
Director: "right! time to run the gauntlet, wish me luck!"

by Britney Sparkles June 2, 2025

Running penis

The Running Penis is a creature that Rose From the Penis of a Boy That Fell of and he Turned into a girl. Now the running penis runs around schools and takes the penises of boys and turnes them into girls and turns the girls pregnant. With every penis it consumes it becomes bigger and stronger.

Be aware of the running penis.

Samuel: „Simon the running penis stole your genitals!“
Simon: „My name is Simone now!“

by Lil period simon March 12, 2025

Run the puffing Billy

When a group of senior men over the age of 70 run a train on your girl. The term is from how one of the oldest steam trains is called The Puffing Billy, and how some of those 80 year old weenies let out a puff of air instead of a cumshot upon finishing

My ex gf said she was going to the retirement home to volunteer, but it turns out she was there to let a bunch of old heads run the puffing Billy on her

by comicsansessay39 June 29, 2025

Running

Wisconsin peoples term for "private time".

Don't mind the thumping, that's just Paul I'm the bathroom running

by AstralColossus April 22, 2021

Running in the run

The act of getting out of the shower and running to your room naked whilst finding time to send a nude to your partner.

Guy 1: How the fuck has Rhys managed to get a nude to sent to Rou right after he got out the shower?
Guy 2: He must have gone running in the run

by BaguetteAnonymous April 7, 2019