Bachelor Run

A large paintball gauntlet consisting of “friends” shooting at you. Has nothing to do with getting married.

Jack: hey, did you hear Dewey just did a bachelor run
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021

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run the skid

When you are wiping your butt crack and the toilet paper you are using tears and your finger, usually the middle index, swipes through the ripped toilet paper and touched your anus directly

I had to wash my hands thoroughly today because I was pooped and accidentally run the skid.

by Noob Jake October 4, 2019

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Hit and run poster

Someone who post's something online, and never comes back to check reactions

He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!

by WeslyAdvanceSP March 2, 2017

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Shakeout run

A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one can still run a sub 5 minute mile

Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!

by TL Trizz November 25, 2020

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Shakeout run

A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one cant still run a sub 5 minute mile

Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!

by TL Trizz November 24, 2020

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