South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

666 package

When a man is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures and has a 6 inch penis. The ideal type of man that all delusional modern women look for.

James: Did you hear about that guy who asked Kate out?
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package

by condensed_salt February 25, 2024

package jacker

A man who excessively masturbates, to the point where his penis has grown in length exponentially, due to the number of times he has jacked off.

"Wow, you're cock is so big! You must be a package jacker!"

by RobloxPu55yEater May 29, 2018

Package

A physical quantity to measure one's happiness in life.

Indian 1: " I don't give a shit about your damn job, what's the Package?"
Indian 2: "I don't either. Its 40lpa btw. F**k it's not enough to buy me 3 houses."

by thicknoodle September 22, 2022

Package Anime

When someone writes a whole chronicle of the whereabouts of a package their expecting, regardless of their peer's willingness to know.

Karen's released another episode of her package anime. Why did we let her in the group chat? I don't want to know every movement of the buttplugs she ordered!

by Lambda_BM December 27, 2020

package shot

when someone takes a photo of your dick but with pants above.

1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!

by TheRealPoggers March 8, 2020

garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.

Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.

by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023