Mailing the Package

a term used after having sex with a woman

Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package

by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019

ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.

I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.

by Treebonics December 10, 2019

Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

Stimulus Package

1200 for individuals

2400 for married couples
500 per child

The stimulus package was approved to help Americans.

by GRINDRMAN March 26, 2020

package shot

when someone takes a photo of your dick but with pants above.

1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!

by TheRealPoggers March 8, 2020

Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.

Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place

by Art Corr June 5, 2020