HotDog Package

When a group of eight dudes come into a room with baseball caps on and simultaneously shove their cock into a male/females mouth.

Guy1: Hey remember we gave Vinny the hotdog Package Last Night?

Guy2: Hell yeah that sh*t was tight brooo

by Pfeiff April 22, 2011

Package stacking

When two bros go to bone a chick but they are in disagreement over who gets what hole. Therefore they come to a compromise and tape there dicks together using duct tape and pound the chick. To ensure their dicks aren't touching, they slide a thin piece of folded notebook paper in between their dicks.

Ian and I were about to scrap when we couldn't agree over who should get to penetrate what hole on this classy broad. We eventually came to a compromise and decided that package stacking would be the way to go. We made her squirm like a harpooned whale and she is not going to be able to walk for days!

by The real Dick pepper August 9, 2015

what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremly cringey, cocky bitch.

Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I can hear you! I am not.

by okayboiiii September 27, 2021

package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia June 22, 2011

666 package

When a man is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures and has a 6 inch penis. The ideal type of man that all delusional modern women look for.

James: Did you hear about that guy who asked Kate out?
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package

by condensed_salt February 25, 2024

Package

A physical quantity to measure one's happiness in life.

Indian 1: " I don't give a shit about your damn job, what's the Package?"
Indian 2: "I don't either. Its 40lpa btw. F**k it's not enough to buy me 3 houses."

by thicknoodle September 22, 2022