Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
having a conversation in a classroom or a room full of people while everyone sits on desks or tables.
by capibaru November 22, 2022
The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".
Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom
Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021
Desk-trollin (v) when sitting at your desk, your Significant Other gets on her knees under your desk and starts to suck you off.
Dude last night I was playing call of duty on my computer and my girlfriend got under my desk and started Desk-Trollin me. Its my new favorite
by AustinDee March 27, 2022
Desk trollin (v) when you sit at your desk and play on your pc, your significant other goes under your desk to give you head while you play.
Dude I was playing Vanguard last night and my girlfriend surprised me with some desk-trollin. It was amazing
by AustinDee March 27, 2022
Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
by de la May 13, 2021