Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.
by poeticfly08 November 20, 2010
Jim used to make $96,000 a year and have all the channels. Now he's unemployed and has to settle for the poverty package.
by Isthereanynamesavaliable January 18, 2022
Damn, did you hear about Darren James
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲
by pornstar1 May 15, 2023
Noun
A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.
Normally causes many injuries to your partner
A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.
Normally causes many injuries to your partner
Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.
DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.
How long were you fucking here?
Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?
DOC:. That explains a lot.
DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.
How long were you fucking here?
Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?
DOC:. That explains a lot.
by Goodboy_with_badwords May 23, 2021
Sarah has a behind package.
by Sachchit murali October 23, 2013
by ride6red June 1, 2009
When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.
Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!
by california.halifornia May 21, 2011