mattress folder

When they fuck you so good you grab onto the mattress and bend it...in a sense folding it

Bro my girl is so good in bed. Really mattress folder good?? Hell Ya she is a mattress folder.

by shyvanismommy March 30, 2016

mattress nips

nipples, which once pressed down, resurface and rise to average nipple height similar to memory foam

dude 1: "damn, yo bitch got sum sleep number lookin ass nips!"
dude 2: "yeah she has them mattress nips that rise, like yeast brother!"

by iusedtobeafish March 3, 2019

Mattress Bra

A bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone's boobs. Mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear.

"Dude, this chick I took home last night had MASSIVE TITS. I was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went from a DD to a B at best..."

by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 30, 2017

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 24, 2022

mattress mommy

Similar to a pillow princess. It makes her lover/baby happy to please his/her mommy with out need for reciprocity. Often with lots of instruction and rewards like with a dom/sub relationship.

I love to make my mattress mommy happy.

by synsmommy March 16, 2015

minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi September 25, 2015

mattress music

Mattress Music is music you have sex or dance to.

Mattress Music is Jeremih birthday sex or Bedrock.

by _Tookié_ January 24, 2016