diddles his skittles

to jack-off

the guy just flopped it out and started diddles his skittles

by Senti101 January 04, 2010

diddle-dee-dee

An early 90s cell phone with a ringtone that might as well have been created for a Tiger Electronics handheld game.

Boogie-Woogie John is so annoying when his little diddle-dee-dee goes off; can't he at least get a phone that will let him put real music on his ringer?

by Seshie November 13, 2019

foo diddle doo

When someone is bored in a discord chat room and wants to talk to people but doesn't know how to get their attention.

Random person: FOO DIDDLE DOO ;-;
Some other dude: yo wtf??
Same random person: oh hai how ya doin? owo

by LieutenantPlayz101 May 29, 2018

diddle archive

A place of which you put people you have formerly touched, past tense of the touch list.

"You're going on my diddle archive effective immediately."
"I put that guy on my diddle archive."

by amioscript June 16, 2024

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 09, 2022

Diddle of Dudes

- A group of guys

- Look at that diddle of dudes.
- I saw a diddle of dudes the other day
- I am in a diddle of dudes

by Viper GD1 January 30, 2025

Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul March 18, 2016