Slipknot

Only the best band in the world, this coming from the music maestro. I listen to all genres of music: classical, hard rock, any type of metal, rap, punk, you name it most likely I listen to it. I basically like Slipknot for the lyrics, and because it has a pretty good sound to it. All of you people who think that I am just a poser, can kiss my little, white, loner goth ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Hey what do you think about the band Slipknot?
Guy 2: It's only the best Muther Fuckin band in all of eternity!!!!

Slipknot by Dark_Death April 23, 2007

slipknot

a "band" full of retards in ugly masks, that make "music" that all sounds the samei.e lame and inspires losers from middle school and beyond to buy pants that are 167186374 times too big for them from hottopic and to stop washing their hair. they fall into the same category as other pathetic bands such as ICP, korn, the cotton mouth kings, GWAR....

face it losers, your trend has died.

scenegrl1: omigosh...underoath is gonna do a show this weekend!

scenegrl2: really???! we are sooo gonna go!

scenegrl1: oh no wait... they are playing at mayham fest or whatever...

scenegirl2: ew! you mean that lameass show with like, slipknot and stuff?

scenegrl1:im not going there anymore, we'll see underoath the next time they play warped tour.

scenegrl2: yeah i'd rather not get crushed by any fat, dirty, sweaty metal posers anyways...

slipknot by katrinakero$cene October 19, 2008

slipknot

a new-metal band with 9 members who wear masks and make fucking good music wich gay-pants-wussies seem to find garbage while they are lissening to their CD of Avril Laslut,trying to nag allong with the extremely hard "lalalalala" lyrics and wetting their pants when they see slipknot saying a dirty word...anyway,fans of slipknot are also refered to as "maggots"

slipknot by carnage July 23, 2003

Slipknot

Fucking Shit

Slipknot sucks how do people like them?

Slipknot by a_d_o_l_f_t_i_t_l_e_r April 19, 2020

slipknot

one of the greatest fuckin metal bands to exist. anyone who disagrees with me can suck my fuckin cock

u dont like slipknot? what the fuck is your fuckin problem. Come here, ill beat some fuckin sense inta you

slipknot by Kilroy Was Here August 14, 2004

slipknot

If you think slipknot is cool, why the hell did you say its "shite, shite, and oh yeah shite"?

slipknot by Anonymous July 3, 2003

slipknot

It's supposed to be "Slipknot kicks ass", not "Slipknot IS kick ass", shit-stain. Now go home and wank while you worship the almighty slipknot, asshole.

slipknot by sMiLeY iS gAy July 3, 2003