Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.
Ese we tiene el pene como Miguel Martinez Zaragoza
by Nosetudime November 22, 2021
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Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.
"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."
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TODAY IS A DAY TO APPRECIATE ALL MIGUELS! WE LOVE YOU MIGUEL
friend: hey it’s miguel day miguel!
miguel: YAYY!
(they celebrate miguel all day)
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Old bald engineer

Very knowledgeable, very grumpy
Can it connect to the database? Miguel Costa said no.
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A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back
I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza
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Rui is the best friend someone could ask for. He is smart, funny, handsome, a hard worker and so much more. He loves his trippy music but he also loves rock, rap. He can come across as an asshole but if you truly get to know him, it’s a front for how sweet he really is. He is sarcastic and will not hesitate to joke around. He will always be there when you are hurting. He will be the first to call and make sure you are okay. His gaming skills are unmatch, just like his basketball skills. 1v1 him and u will be sure to lose, but u will at least have a fun time playing.
He is one of the best people to know.
Random: Rui u are amazing at fortnite!!
Rui Miguel: I know
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(verb)
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.
Innocent young Anna immediately quit her job after being migueled by the owner.
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