Brendan

a fucking narc

“Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person”

by Tagzyy May 25, 2023

Brendan

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.

Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up

by Jetason March 22, 2022

Brendan

not a very good person with no life and no friends :)

ha there's brendan loooooser !!!!!

by gago2925 November 22, 2019

Brendan

Best Guy ever. if you knew him you'd go off. And he hot ;)

How your such a Brendan

by Mr O'Connell February 26, 2018

Brendan

A coward that gets nothing done because he is looking up his own name

Jesse: Brendan! Did you do your part of the project?
Brendan: No, bitch! Fuck off!
*Jesse starts crying*

by Whatever <3 May 3, 2019

Brendan

Very autistic, depressed but he is very outgoing , funny, also love hungry (wink wink girls) this crazy combo makes him very good... such wow!!!!

Brendan stop being autsistic

by THOTSLAYER9000 October 3, 2018

Brendan

the zestiest man you will ever meet

did you see brendan’s walk at ricky’s party, brendan’s zesty

by zestyzestcunts September 29, 2023