making monkey

sexual intercourse

“sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey”

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

make champs

To make championship game in a sports league.

do you think we’ll make champs?

by jimmynudered August 20, 2022

making a poster

a term that is used to describe when a guy goes to pound town. (Used particularly to describe the action with two girls)

Sanjog was making a poster with his Bhangra friends

by izSJD;lAS March 8, 2024

To make a Nick

To disappear without any trace. Can be used in combination with "hard" and "soft" to clarify whether the person that disappeared was within the same city/village or he/she somehow managed to reach a different urban area.

- Yo Jeffrey, where did Floro go last night?

- I don't know man, I guess he made a Nick.

- Oh, I hope it is a soft Nick this time. Last weekend he made a hard Nick and woke up trying to sell his watch to stranger in a village some 100km away!
- God, it is dangerous to make a Nick these days.

by ElPolloLocodetodos December 14, 2016

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

that’s what makes the earth round

A word used when someone says something obvious

Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.

by pseudyonumy is hard to write June 11, 2023

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022