salami

'Salami'

A word to describe a moment were you secretly share negative emotions towards someone who is unaware of the fact.

person1: "yeah I accidentally microwaved my pet cat"
person2: salami.
person1: "lol what?"

by martsanie November 9, 2020

Salami

A very big a slimy sausage that likes locking rooms

You are such a salami

by Srikes June 15, 2021

salami

A synonym for salary

your salami has decreased significantly

by mr cock23 April 26, 2020

Salami

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

by The Yoted One March 31, 2022

Salami

Meat

I need salami

by Maryama Barry December 24, 2018

Salami

Meat

I need salami on my sandwich

by Maryama Barry December 24, 2018

salami

mouth wide open, mouth wide open-

“my pussy pink just like salami”

by oikawa toruu October 12, 2020