Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 2, 2010

Choad stalker

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

by Trevor McDonald May 4, 2006

shuck choad

to expel ejaculate, or to have one's ejaculate expelled by another

Shuck choad me lady?

by Vitamin J October 12, 2003

choad juice

The thick white substance from your purple headed yogurt slinger.

Last night I was playing xbox while your wife was playing with my choad, and got happy and sprayed her with me huge choad juice.

by cautrey May 15, 2007

grundel choad

The patch of hair located on the grundel. See grundel. Often the nesting site of various types of dingleberries.

I got sand in my grundel choad.

by Furious Mike June 2, 2005

Fat cat choad

a fat kid with a choad.... origanally from northeast AP in the town of yelwah

look at adam he is a fat cat choad
Holy fat cat choad

by february 4,2009 March 4, 2009

Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010