Pubic legs

When you don’t shave your legs for A long time and it looks like pubes

Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week

Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs

by January 16, 2022

Pubic Awesome

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.

Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?

Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*

(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!

Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?

by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012

pubic burrow

a tunnel in your pubic hairs created by a small, disgusting creature that you picked up in a fraternity.

"My multiple pubic burrows are really causing a damper on my love life. It's like a crab-farm down there."

by redis12 February 5, 2012

pubic displays of infection

the same as public displays of infection.

IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.

pubic displays of infection

pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....

olga: ...fucking nasty...

by skitofit May 1, 2011

pubic office

A post office determined with pubic hair

Pubic offices are so bad to see you

by Vivansh June 16, 2022

Pubically smash

to take ya girl out on a nice date then smash while ya out bitch

Bro. Did you pubically smash her dawg?

by B C S November 27, 2021

pubic indecency

When pubic hairs around a male or female sexual organ become so long that during fellatial activities pubes protrude into nasal cavity of the fellatiator

Joshua charged Cindy with PUBIC INDECENCY after their night together.

by J_fole November 12, 2015