When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.
This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her
by mustysausage June 28, 2021
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When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.
Eddie wanted to attempt a "Missouri Muskrat" with his girlfriend Janice.
by MrKumquats April 7, 2016
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In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023
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Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.
Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!
by aria.marz November 15, 2016
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Carthage is a small town of 15,000 people located in Southwest Missouri, and resides near Reeds, Joplin, and Diamond, Missouri. I happen to live here, so I will tell you about it. Carthage is a place where gas rises, businesses close and open, and overall activity is never-ending here. Some people even get their ass out at night to drive around, or some shit. A pro about this strange city-ish town is that most events take place during the summer. On 4th of July, there are firework stands in every third parking lot/vacant area. The main area of the town is the Square, which holds the Jasper County Courthouse. Some of the area coming in to and leaving the Square are filled with buildings occupied by the Hispanics. There is a Supermercado located across the street from a Mexican restaurant. The Square is basically filled with weird novelty shits and giggles. There are multiple areas with a lot of businesses, those include Fairlawn Drive, Grand Avenue, Fir Road, and Central Avenue, to name most of them. It’s gotten to the point where it's basically a city, so I'll call it a city. There are two McDonald's here. There is a Walmart and a Lowe's here, and every house near the Senior High is built by Schuber Mitchell. And of course, Carthage is my hometown. I love it a lot, but as long as the 6th Grade Center where a High School used to be (it moved), I will be peeing outside. Summing it all up, Carthage is strange, and maybe think twice before moving there.
Carthage, Missouri is a strange place to live.
by Lookatdisdude July 6, 2023
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The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.
Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."
by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021
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A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.
George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!
by Abridges528 May 20, 2022
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