by yep February 26, 2005
When someone is laying on their back passed out drunk during a party, someone pulls down their pants and hovers their asshole directly over the sleeping victims nose. Two people go on each side of the sleeping drunk and scream "Cops!" in each ear. The startling noise frightens the drunk who sits up abruptly and sticks their nose right up the hovering poop shoot.
He won't talk to us because he inhaled a cling-on up his nose when we gave him that red-eye-jedi last weekend
by Joe bald headed granny with a hole in panty September 7, 2007
Doing Keegle exercises while metaphisically meditating on another person and them feeling or sharing the energy
Is Jedi-mind fucking with someone other than your spouse cheating or is is just fantasy roll playing the field?
by T4T2P4T January 5, 2022
When you really really believe in sth such as a miracle, it might become true-hopefully, perhaps, maybe.....with the help of "the force"
by j/k January 19, 2004
"You will sleep with me, you will sleep with me, you will..."
"Quit trying those Jedi mind tricks on me"
"Quit trying those Jedi mind tricks on me"
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
A jedi flip , but at the peak of your trip your smoke DMT and eat rare cooked elk meat while listening to the Joe Rogan Podcast.
person1: Hey man we are concerned for your well being.
Person2: Have you heard the latest episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast. I found out that if you Jedi Joe Rogan Flip than I will finally get laid.
Person2: Have you heard the latest episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast. I found out that if you Jedi Joe Rogan Flip than I will finally get laid.
by Joe Rogan Lover42 August 30, 2021
by TripinSteady February 1, 2004