An American boy who likes dirt bikes and gets all the women.
"Oh have you heard the male called Garrett?" "Yeah he likes dirt bikes and gets all the ladies"
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He is that one kid that everyone knows for the dumbest reasons. He is very smart but is often times dumb around people his age. He is very funny and extroverted and will find a way to start up a conversation in no time. He is extremely confident and charismatic. He has the biggest ego in the world and likes to show it off. He can make friends with almost everyone and turn a insult into a complement. He is very popular and has many friends his age. Hanging out with this guy is amazing. Often times girls and guys fall for him and he is a blast to be with.
"Bro, did you hear what Garrett did?" "What was it this time?"
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Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.
Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.
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Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.
Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.
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very short with an even shorter temper
“Garrett told me to f off this morning
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has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito
danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad
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Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
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