ferret on my pussy

to be caught off guard if wrong doing is discovered

i wouldn’t wanna get caught with a ferret on my pussy tomorrow you know what i mean

by xgmpt January 26, 2021

Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.

There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.

by Dr Eldenberry June 21, 2022

thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019

fluffy ferret

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned

I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy

by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020

Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 4, 2020

Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.

Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.

by PantsFerret July 28, 2019

Coping Ferret

One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.

That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.

by Ferret Slayer July 12, 2021