1. The biggest asshole who's asshole will be fucked violently in the future.
2. A man with a gaping asshole
3. A giant cunt of a guy
4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull
2. A man with a gaping asshole
3. A giant cunt of a guy
4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull
by TheAcesendantOfGulls January 6, 2017
by Granted May 8, 2011
A inconsiderate bastard who has no friends, is ugly, unloyal, and smells like fish... likes pimple faced girls with no booty at all and no tits! And likes to fuck his family members namely his cousin but also his mother and sister! Brandon also likes to be peed on to get it off even though he's a virgin who has no life and is going to hell Brandon also has a very VERY small DICK
Jamee: OMG, look at these screenshots yessa just sent me! Brandon is so unfaithful and a huge dickhead
yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts)
Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!
yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts)
Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!
by ILikeTheTasteOfRevenge November 5, 2018
A bitch ass, punk ass, ho ass, trick ass, fuckboy ass, pillowmunching ass, weed wasting ass, Boy Scout ass, poser ass, motherfucker. He'll be all big behind your back but he'll shit his pants at the slightest sign of danger, he loves getting fucked up the ass by dogs and guzzles cum by the gallon
by Nonewniggas February 24, 2015
Very intellectual but is very annoying too, he will make you feel like shit. He is very contained but rarely he does go into a breakdown mode.
by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 14, 2017
by whycantwebefriends September 4, 2014
An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.
Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.
by cockblocka-k August 26, 2010