Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019

Wrinkle-chan

The nickname given to a girlfriend that is much older than you. Wrinkle as in old but still cute.

"My wrinkle-chan might be much much older than me, but she is so much more mature and knows what she wants in life."

"Are you visiting your wrinkle-chan again?
-yes, we're planning on reading poems under the moonlight."

by Atlum July 5, 2022

wrinkle pickle

an old man's shaft, relatively wrinkly and difficult to erect

Jessica: "Your sugar daddy has a wrinkle pickle"
Brittney: "OMG! How did you know?"
Jessica: "All sugar daddies have that silly"

by Ry_Ryy February 3, 2022

Wrinkle neck bass

Synonym for a male appendage.

She got hit in the face with Jack's wrinkle neck bass

by Tally w hacker October 21, 2021

Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 13, 2022