baltimore polytechnic institute

A high school in Baltimore MD, built way before i was even born, with a principal who has set the Guinness Book of World Record for the Biggest Waste of Alumi Funding. It is a classic example of any high school: terrible bathrooms, mystery meat for lunch, the heat works in the summer while the air works in the winter. It's all there, bundled up into what some consider "The Best School in Baltimore City". I attended this ancient hell and wish to never go there again.

PS. There are some worthwhile people, as there is such a thing as a good person going to hell.

Dude #1: I can't stand goin to poly....why da hell they spend dat money on those star buck's chairs...and those dumb ass tables we keep breakin!!!

Dude #2: Baltimore Polytechnic Institute is indeed hell.

Dude #3: Imagine if it were only dudes here.

Dude #1 and #2: Shut up, dats not funny.

by Crono The College Freshman June 4, 2007

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Baltimore baker's rack

Sex act, like a Cleaveland steamer, in which the woman kneels down and supports her breasts with her hands while her partner squats, facing away from her, and defecates on her chest.

"After a few natty-bo's, that chick got down on her knees to give me a rim job, and before she knew it, I was givin' 'er a Baltimore baker's rack."

by saltybalty July 14, 2012

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Baltimore Your Ass

When you need to get a public beat down from your Momma for acting like an unruly teen-ager and learn a few things about curtsey and think of others before you act. Only like your Momma would be able to achieve. A little public embarrassment goes far from your Momma!

Your so outside your mind right now, she needs to Baltimore Your Ass.

by A-Game in the D. May 6, 2015

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Bourbon Street Baltimore

One of the best clubs in Baltimore, somewhat expensive around $12. Has college nights every thursday (perfect for Towson girls! 3 levels with an outside bar. Pretty sweet.

I'll see you thursday at bourbon street baltimore! Let's dance

by MGM... June 18, 2010

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