by PlatapusDoBeKindaCoolDoe March 12, 2020
Whoever's called Philip he is automatically blessed.Many of them tend to be selfish but their intentions are always good and about helping people.Philip is a great person and an even greater lover.Whoever gets to be in a relationship with such person,is said to be considered lucky in life.
by Highman01 April 22, 2020
philip, a bitch
by i like kiwi June 7, 2021
Basically a dude who doesn't squat below paralell. He loads up the bar thinking that he's tough shit, but in reality he can't even squat 135 ass to grass. This is a person who will show off his moobs, and call them pecs. His mom is probably...
Philip: *squats like a fucking retard*
Kevin: *Proceeds to give good advice to fix his shitty form*
Philip: *Squats higher than a kite once again*
Kevin: *Gives up on philip and starts benching*
Kevin: *Proceeds to give good advice to fix his shitty form*
Philip: *Squats higher than a kite once again*
Kevin: *Gives up on philip and starts benching*
by Kukikano April 4, 2019
A short kid that can't get a girlfriend because he is ugly as fuck, usually is very dirty minded, outgoing, funny, again ugly,short, and has a urge for love but of course he's ugly so he can't find it. He also gets bullied a lot, but he doesn't care even know some things they say might hurt him. He gets pushed around a lot which sucks.
by HEyHeyGoOd_Big DAdDy February 11, 2020
A hypocrite with sociopathic tendencies, typically willing to pretend that they might care about you up until you are no longer worth their time. If you don't offer anything that they want, they will ignore you for months, only speaking to you if required by some random coincidence.
Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.
When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.
These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.
When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.
These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Philip was out with friends yesterday without telling us once again.
Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.
He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.
He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
by Аnоnуmous November 21, 2021