Swallows and Amazons.....
The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.
A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.
Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.
However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".
Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.
A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.
Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.
However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".
Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
by Big Poppa & the Unicorn May 9, 2024
Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!
by dungeeee December 14, 2020
by KoroOW February 7, 2018
converted to automation.
by smjgJsbjgsm May 17, 2019
Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic
by independent business owners November 20, 2020
1. Queen of the Amazon Girls Tribe
2. Strong female warrior/leader/ DA BOSS
3. A sexual lioness
4. Someone who spends too much time shopping on Amazon
2. Strong female warrior/leader/ DA BOSS
3. A sexual lioness
4. Someone who spends too much time shopping on Amazon
The leader of our group is like an AMAZON QUEEN.
She is an AMAZON QUEEN in bed.
SHE BE DA AMAZON QUEEEEENNNNN.
She is an AMAZON QUEEN in bed.
SHE BE DA AMAZON QUEEEEENNNNN.
by Azule Skye March 21, 2018