Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022
THAT’S IT, go to the pond, you silly goose.
by The Goobest Goobeller September 9, 2023
The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.
by Solus_OS January 23, 2022
The butthole
by babyyodadabadabada October 11, 2020
by babyyodadabadabada October 10, 2020
Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off
Jack: fuck off
by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021
Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster
Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection
Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection
Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 20, 2019