A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the mattress-magnetismmug. "Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"
"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"
"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"
by insanoclan August 29, 2016
Get the Green tea mattressmug. “Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
by boringmattress December 18, 2024
Get the mattressmug. Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere
by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016
Get the mattress sniffermug. nipples, which once pressed down, resurface and rise to average nipple height similar to memory foam
dude 1: "damn, yo bitch got sum sleep number lookin ass nips!"
dude 2: "yeah she has them mattress nips that rise, like yeast brother!"
dude 2: "yeah she has them mattress nips that rise, like yeast brother!"
by iusedtobeafish March 03, 2019
Get the mattress nipsmug. by thatnoodlyappendage January 01, 2012
Get the St. Mattressmug. A scenario, often playful and sexual, in which a person forcefully stabs a knife into a mattress and uses it as a sex toy, sometimes as part of an act or roleplay, while their partner or praises them.
The term is heavily inspired by a scene in the Book "Lights out" by Navessa Allen in which a character proposes the idea of riding a knife in a mattress.
The term is heavily inspired by a scene in the Book "Lights out" by Navessa Allen in which a character proposes the idea of riding a knife in a mattress.
Eammon i want you to grab a knife and stab it into the mattress and watch me ride it as you praise me.
Knife in Mattress
Knife in Mattress
by Freaky Def August 10, 2025
Get the Knife in Mattressmug.