squat mattress 

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

squat mattress by Rasputin August 24, 2003

human mattress 

An act performed usually by two female strippers, with an observer. The observer lays on the floor, then the first stripper lays face up on the observers chest so that his head is pretty much between her legs. The 2nd stripper then lays face down 69 style on top and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the first stripper while the observer gets an up-close view.

Brad must have loved his bachelor party, those strippers gave him a human mattress

human mattress by Dragon887 December 17, 2007

heir mattress 

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir mattress!

heir mattress by Bill gronos June 11, 2006

slashed mattress 

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

slashed mattress by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

man mattress 

A comfortable man to sleep on.

A sleeping man that can be used as a man mattress

man mattress by stephette February 17, 2010

Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.

Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!

Hobo mattress claim by hardcoreconservative69 March 21, 2011

Denver mattress 

A Denver Mattress is when your partner sits naked on a Denver omelet while you drop a Colorado mudslide on to their reclining chest

She said she wanted to try something kinky so I suggested it Denver Mattress

Denver mattress by Fuckedupred January 12, 2018