A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.
Originated in front of McDonald’s
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.
Originated in front of McDonald’s
by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018
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I supposed I’d describe myself as a moderate that really enjoys a good night’s sleep.
Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?
Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?
by MP Advocate May 14, 2022
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by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017
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dude 2: "yeah she has them mattress nips that rise, like yeast brother!"
dude 2: "yeah she has them mattress nips that rise, like yeast brother!"
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