jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.

Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.

by ungukhh December 26, 2013

hot jello

Period blood

Girl I'm not doing nothing today I got hot jello coming down my va jay jay

by H3y it's jayj March 19, 2016

jello mama

Another word for Michelle Obama

Jello Mama is my inspiration.

by shwarmaster March 16, 2014

Sweater jello

Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.

Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!

by VanillaScooper April 11, 2017

jello puta

an fake ass whore bitch that only uses you, but doesn't love you

God, I fucking hate Aiyanna. She's such a fucking jello puta.

by Hot Lez June 27, 2019

jello rape-sickle

The Preferred edible instrument of Bill Cosby's serial rape career

Another victim has come forward and claims she fell victim to Bill Cosby's Jello Rape-Sickle

by madatBill November 24, 2014

Jello melon

A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.

We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.

by Bellyuoers August 7, 2015