Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about

Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984

by BorritoGuy February 22, 2023

Microsoft Word

type word funny

i press button, letter come up on screen. microsoft word is best program on computer.

by korona mannen April 8, 2022

Microsoft Word

a program that sucks.
often shortened to word.

word sucks
microsoft word is not free

by messinwiththed630 December 31, 2021

Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again

"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?

by Manadar June 7, 2022

i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022

microsoft publisher

Basically just a much more complex version of Microsoft Word.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna use Microsoft Publisher?
Guy 2: Nah, I wanna use something more basic... how about Notepad? :^)
Guy 1: ¦^(
Guy 2: Its got all the things you need. See... you can edit the texts format... and.. uhh... print... actually nvm.. lets forget both of them and just use Microsoft Word.
Guy 1: Ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by pseudonym... what a word.... December 17, 2017

Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be

The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug

by FulliA November 9, 2017