Matt by day, eboy by night. When the sun sets Matt transforms into his hidden persona XEEV. Dubbed by some Japan's GDP, he spends countless restless hours melting his eyes to provide a simple income for Japanese animators, such humble work people say. Xeev's hair is as dark as Midnight's shadow and eyes as brown as the crevices of an Canadian Oak tree. But when the sun arises, Xeev is transformed to average Matt, so subtle but so beautiful. When he sleeps, as he regularly does, rumours says harps can be heard softly echoing from his larynx resembling a nightingale's melody serenading between the descending damp maple leaves on the first of fall. Legend has it the power of e-boy xeev can only be broken by the reparation of Matt's broken heart, and this hero will be a king
Corey: Hey have you heard about *corey whispers* xeev
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
by Daniel5tookenham February 23, 2022
A POLITICAL VERSION OF A Karen/"Ian
A Matt is a political staffer who engages in partisan attacks on opposition using gaslighting, doxing, and misdirection while never speaking to their own party policy or position.
A Matt is a political staffer who engages in partisan attacks on opposition using gaslighting, doxing, and misdirection while never speaking to their own party policy or position.
That matt doxed that citizen because he pointed out she was just gaslighting the public and couldn't defend his party's policy.
by Dale.Oldman May 21, 2020
Me: That person is such a Matt.
by mariisdumbaf November 28, 2020
A stupid fucking potato. Actually is smart but still really stupid. Lives in a tiny cave. He has the big gay.
Matt is a potato.
by GodSlasher April 10, 2019
Such cool UwU
Matt is the best and he is a furry (REAL NOT FAKE) 😆😆🤤🤤
Nevrr trust him, he jiggles his bobs in ur face if you try and talk to him....its so weird.
Matt is the best and he is a furry (REAL NOT FAKE) 😆😆🤤🤤
Nevrr trust him, he jiggles his bobs in ur face if you try and talk to him....its so weird.
by snifflebeardfrog August 1, 2021
A "Matt" is a human being who knows very little about how blogging works. He continues to adamantly portray the knowledge of a great Web Developer, but tends to need help those around him. His hobbies include collecting black & white paintings of gun parts, cheerleading, and space travel. He can usually be seen in noisy neighborhoods with lots of trains passing by.
by dbpan April 2, 2020
by TuxedoSeal October 7, 2021