Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"
You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"
by knifer May 23, 2008
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
by Ritgard123 March 10, 2016
An old heavy big screen tv. Not a flat screen. So heavy a robber could not carry it out of your house.
by nygadfly September 10, 2012
A program under which employees within a publicly traded company are hired for their job for no other reason than they are related to a high paid and/or high ranking employee. This person is characteristically under qualified, over paid, and lacking in contribution.
1.) The General Managers daughter just got hired as a new assistant that makes six people in the office on white-collar welfare.
2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
by CorpWorkerBee February 3, 2011
A noun used to describe the tendency of certain competition-based video games to give extra help (such as rare weapons or tools) to the player in last place.
Anthony: Finally I beat you at Mario Race.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
by marioracer December 29, 2010