Butternut squash

To be an asshole. A jerk.

Quit being a butternut squash. You are such a butternut.

by Nenodactyl and Jimodactyl July 14, 2022

SQUASH 57

SQUASH 57, aka Squash57 / SQ57 / S57 and Racketball (in the UK), is a game played by 2 or 4 people on a squash court using Racquetball racquets and a 57mm diameter rubber ball. The sport is governed by the World Squash Federation.

I play SQUASH 57 on a squash court

by POsborn December 24, 2020

Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

Water squash

When you and your bro get in the shower together and consummate your relationship by taking part in consensual sexual relations.

“Damn bro I heard Austen and Reis finally hit that water squash together”

by Chantix69 October 29, 2021

Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically

Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.

by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018