An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.
Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.
by Hfjdnjx February 12, 2016
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When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.
by madDarthvader2 May 3, 2016
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When you cum on accident from a dream
Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up
by max baldwin January 23, 2023
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a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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When a person, usually a female, puts their bodies in a position to where it almost looks like they are sitting on a chair and takes a picture. But, it is an invisible chair because no chair is actually present.

synonym: poppin it out
"Ew did you see Shellys pic she put on sc? There's nothing!!!"
"I know, she's just sitting on an invisible chair"
by daka daka bill$ July 27, 2016
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A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.
Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair
by LoreaFendiDiamond April 5, 2014
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Eating the largest dose of king palpalp in your peer group used by anyone to make sure theatre is production
by Cody5050 January 31, 2022
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