Lil Slurpee

The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though

Her: Hey did you here about the new rap song?
Him: Yeah it’s awful, just like Lil Slurpee.

by Theneighbortothrleft December 15, 2018

hillbilly slurpee

When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.

"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"

"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"

by Hockeystar25 March 24, 2016

Ass Slurpee

When you take Slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to complition threw the whole

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a Ass Slurpee

by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021

Ass Slurpee

When you take the top of a slurpee cup and lick someone’s asshole threw it

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass at the party she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021

gurpee slurpee

Any form of alcoholic slushie.

Danyal drank my entire gurpee slurpee... what a dab.

by kake kake kake September 6, 2011

listerine slurpee

refers to a drink to give someone with bad or unbearable breath.

Rhonda is a fine ass chick, but her mouth needs a listerine slurpee before she can talk to me again.

by PantherFan75 March 7, 2012

mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023