An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
by The Original Tankboy October 6, 2023
a nickname for a Joshua. He is the best guy u will meet and will make a joke out of anything. He can be obnoxious and annoying at times but he is the greatest friend any mate could have and if u are lucky enough to have a josh-posh he will stand up for u and won't expect the same. He is all around the best friend I could have
by the-bird February 26, 2018
by hotbitchxoxo October 3, 2020
An extremely attractive middle-class female that is well-spoken, motivated and fully aware of her worth. These can often be found in expensive areas of London as well as French ski resorts. In order to win this calibre of woman over, one needs to be financially secure and have an outstanding personality.
Charlie: "I heard that Felicity was offered a top job in London, I think she's already booked a ski holiday to Courchevel for the upcoming season".
James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".
James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".
by A bro tryna find a posh rocket January 29, 2023
by J_E_B October 23, 2020
A classy way of enabling criminals and gangsters to use their assets to rip the piss out the rest of society whilst gobbling caviar and laughing outrageously on mega yachts that are loaned by their swinger grandparents who are now deceased but quaffing champagne in the unrealistic idea of heaven 😀
Posh pawn
When the gloriously rich yet not so rich attempt to exchange their inherited assets for fast cash in order to live out their lives in the most hedonistic and sexual ways possible whilst still eating Sunday lunch at grandmas and feeding the goldfish she won in 1950
When the gloriously rich yet not so rich attempt to exchange their inherited assets for fast cash in order to live out their lives in the most hedonistic and sexual ways possible whilst still eating Sunday lunch at grandmas and feeding the goldfish she won in 1950
by J_gogo October 10, 2023
by Urban Scotsman August 29, 2017