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thousand cock stare 

When a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she loses all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.
"Man Amy sure looks dilapidated. I saw her pic on OkCupid."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."
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croatian cock 

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.
There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

Cock Tingley 

When you sit on your penis for too long, and it falls asleep.
Ahh dude I need to stand up, I have a cock tingley.
Cock Tingley by lockenload23 July 16, 2016

Nice cock bro 

The best compliment you could ever get. Especially in the older generation of people, it’s a really common saying.
Nice cock bro!”
- “Oh thanks, you too man!”
Nice cock bro by Galle187 November 30, 2018

Cock and Ball Torture 

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
My doctor performed cock and ball torture on me to test my genital resilience.

cock hunt 

Cock hunt is a game that contains a dildo. You and a group of friends get together and decide who gets to hide the dildo. the person gets one minute to hide the dildo. when he/she is done they scream "cock hunt!!!" and everyone goes off to find the dildo. when the dildo is found the person that found it gets to chose what opponent has to get the dildo shoved up their ass.
Austin: "I used to be into girls."
Tim: "what happened?"
Austin: "I played cock hunt and had a dildo shoved up my ass"
*Tim tries cock hunt*
Tim: "i'm gay now"
cock hunt by JacobM1998 November 6, 2013

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.
Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.