crop rust

When you defacate yourself in a crowd unbenounced

I crop rusted on the subway today.

by Brieolhg June 17, 2017

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rust-a-board

A rust-a-board (or rustaboard) is a person who causes their motherboard to rust.

Jimothy the rust-a-board places liquids in a spot where they can come into contact with his motherboard.

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast May 30, 2025

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Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead

Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

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Rust

Another way to say Trust.

You are rust worthy

by astro_Protogen April 3, 2021

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Rusted Root

When a man has a ‘semi’ erect penis.

Derived from Rusted Roots’ song lyrics for ‘Send Me On My Way’ being misheard as ‘I’ve got a semi on the way’.

I have a rusted root.

You’re giving me a rusted root.

by _Azriel_ September 3, 2022

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A man with looks but harsh backstories. Beaten and broken but loving and caring. Their best match is a torn princess because both cling like magnets. For they are both broken but if your man happens to be a rusted knight be thankful for he will never let you down or break your heart unless you do it to him first.

Hes a rusted knight. He looks like a rusted knight.

by ViolinCat27 December 13, 2018

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