Skanky ho celebrity that NO ONE is jealous of who has retarded fans who are always defending her by saying people who hate her are "jealis". Oh yeah, we are all so "jelous" of her STD's and her lack of a brain. Get real. She's a waste of space, a useless human that deserves NOTHING but ridicule, scorn, and derision. I would spit in her face if I ever met her, and I hope to be able to do just that one day. Oh and to you retards who love her, think about this: she would ignore you if she walked by you on the street, or make fun of you. Most guys think she's ugly and useless anyways. I hope she wrecks her Bentley into a wall and deforms her face even more than it already is, and gains 100lbs and dies of her super virulent strain of herpes.
Paris Hilton: Oh, let's see what I should do today. Go have sex with 50 guys and share the wealth of my STDs, waste some more of my daddy's money on $200 sweaters for my rat dog, get drunk at a club and screw 50 more guys, flash my tit or my nasty bony ass to the paparazzi, and basically be the useless cumdumpster that I am! That's Hot!
Me: Why don't you give some money to a homeless person or help a needy family?
Paris Hilton: No, they deserve to be poor, and Tinkerbell needs a new sweater, oh, I gotta go make fun of nice, smart, responsible people that actually WORK for a living, how not hot of them!
Me: I hope you die bitch
Me: Why don't you give some money to a homeless person or help a needy family?
Paris Hilton: No, they deserve to be poor, and Tinkerbell needs a new sweater, oh, I gotta go make fun of nice, smart, responsible people that actually WORK for a living, how not hot of them!
Me: I hope you die bitch
by tsarina amanda May 2, 2006
1. A brainless, inarticulate slut who asks her friends to write flattering comments about her for urbandictionary.
2. A waste of media attention and best ignored.
3. An ugly, anorexic cum slut whore who will fuck any man who asks.
2. A waste of media attention and best ignored.
3. An ugly, anorexic cum slut whore who will fuck any man who asks.
by Buck Fush August 26, 2005
by ChuckFromOhio December 31, 2007
Paris Hilton is an obnoxious skank which is famous for being famous. Now, after seen having sex by the whole world, targeted by all paparazzi, she is trying to become famous for something more than just clubbing and idiotic behavior.
Having said that, I am pretty sure all of us would love to be rich, spolied and abnoxious, party like a rockstar, and fuck whoever we want.
Having said that, I am pretty sure all of us would love to be rich, spolied and abnoxious, party like a rockstar, and fuck whoever we want.
by Vava December 6, 2004
WASP
White Anglo Saxon PROSTITUTE!
1.) Belongs in a whore house.
2.) Has no morals or values or anything worth ANY value.
3.) Is all fake, including her fucked up, fried brain.
4.) Has a voice that sounds like a guys.
5.) Has absolutely no ass. She IS an ass.
6.) A fucking piece of white trash.
7.) Talentless.
8.) Has fucked so many guys that her cunt is all flappy and can stretch to the size of her head.
9.) A worthless slut.
10.) Flat. Front and back.
11.) Absolutely no figure.
12.) Fucking ugly.
Some people think we Paris Haters are jealous? Please. What has she done that is actually vauable and moral and can be used as a rolemodel? Her sex tape? Oh, I'm sure mothers all around the world just can't wait for their daughters to grow up and become sluts, huh?
And all of her clothing lines, and perfumes, and jewlery, and bunch of other shit. What is that going to teach kids? To dress like a skank, too? And besides, she hires people to design them for her, idiots!
Her book was so poorly written that even my sister who is in third grade can write better than her.
Plus there is the fact that she has absolutely no work ethic because she didn't even earn it. It was all given to her by her 'grandaddy'.
Fucking unworthy cocksucker!
White Anglo Saxon PROSTITUTE!
1.) Belongs in a whore house.
2.) Has no morals or values or anything worth ANY value.
3.) Is all fake, including her fucked up, fried brain.
4.) Has a voice that sounds like a guys.
5.) Has absolutely no ass. She IS an ass.
6.) A fucking piece of white trash.
7.) Talentless.
8.) Has fucked so many guys that her cunt is all flappy and can stretch to the size of her head.
9.) A worthless slut.
10.) Flat. Front and back.
11.) Absolutely no figure.
12.) Fucking ugly.
Some people think we Paris Haters are jealous? Please. What has she done that is actually vauable and moral and can be used as a rolemodel? Her sex tape? Oh, I'm sure mothers all around the world just can't wait for their daughters to grow up and become sluts, huh?
And all of her clothing lines, and perfumes, and jewlery, and bunch of other shit. What is that going to teach kids? To dress like a skank, too? And besides, she hires people to design them for her, idiots!
Her book was so poorly written that even my sister who is in third grade can write better than her.
Plus there is the fact that she has absolutely no work ethic because she didn't even earn it. It was all given to her by her 'grandaddy'.
Fucking unworthy cocksucker!
This is an example of how Paris Hilton's crapy body and rolley-polley brain operate.
Paris: Hey, wanna fuck?
Fat Slob: Sure!
*They are makeing out*
Fat Slob: Stop! I can't stand it any longer!
Paris: What is wrong?
Fat Slob: Even my grandmother's harry ass is prettier than your face, and she is an obese, cellulite-covered bitch! Fuck! Get away from me you unworthy cocksucker! My cock is too good for you!
Paris: Hey, wanna fuck?
Fat Slob: Sure!
*They are makeing out*
Fat Slob: Stop! I can't stand it any longer!
Paris: What is wrong?
Fat Slob: Even my grandmother's harry ass is prettier than your face, and she is an obese, cellulite-covered bitch! Fuck! Get away from me you unworthy cocksucker! My cock is too good for you!
by GSD-Peace Out! February 28, 2006
by lala January 5, 2004
by drewrx November 9, 2007