Megan is one of the whitest basic valley girl names.

The name holders are, in all likelihood, kind and sweet individuals. But evidence suggests that they can get insecure about the commonality of their names and end up projecting the insecurity by saying mean things about other people's names.

There's folklore that such behavior only happens when there's a sighting of Venus in California. However, no empirical evidence exists to support that claim. Some other myths suggest the behavior is an aftermath of satanic rituals. The most plausible explanation, albeit unscientific, states that such behavior is due to consuming too much sugar cookies, pumpkin spice lattes, kale smoothies, or avocado-flavored cupcakes.

Federal authorities recommend avoiding all Megans when they exhibit such behavior. Report to healthcare providers if such behavior persists.
She made fun of my name again, she's such a Megan.
by turtlepower9231 March 17, 2022
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Megan is a girl who likes a boy named Marco
“Megan likes Marco!”
by Itxchloez December 13, 2019
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Megan is one of the nicest and compassionate person you will ever meet! She is very quiet when you first meet her, but once you get past the hello you will find the greatest friend in the world. Megan is nice to everyone, even little kids. Although if you piss her off, or get on her bad side she can sometimes be a total bitch. Even though she is smiling, Megan has had a rough past and is determined to not let anyone experience what she had to go through. Megan has long blonde hair, and sparkling blue eyes that one could get lost in for hours. She has a killer body although she doesn't see how beautiful she really is. Megan is a huge video game nerd, who impresses guys just by the mere fact she plays. Megan loves volleyball and working hard for those around her in need. She is on tumblr 24/7 venting and blogging about her feelings that she doesn't want to burden on anyone else. If you find yourself with the pleasure of getting to know a Megan, take the opportunity. Because you could be missing out on the best friend of a lifetime.
Maggie: Is Megan really that nice or is an act?
Joey: Nope she is really that nice!

John: Oh damn here comes Megan!
Max: She is so beautiful!
Marcus: Anyone would be lucky to be her boyfriend!
by Babeeeeeeeeeee <3 May 4, 2013
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The most awesome, coolest, and loyal friend. She'd do anything to keep her friends happy, and would always stick by their side. She's hilarious, beautiful both inside and out, and is a great friend to keep.
You should be lucky to have a friend like Megan!
Oh I love Megan!

She's so cool!
She's the bestest friend ever!
by striderp September 26, 2011
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A girl who has gone through way more then people think, but her heart is big enough to still care about if those around her are happy and okay. She is a person who you can always rely on even if you've hurt her. She will always have your back unless you give her a reason not to. She is a great and reliable friend.
Megan: I am so lucky to have a friend like you. You are always there for me even if I'm not. I am sorry.
Friend: Well, I am such a great friend to you because you always are to me and although it is true that you are not always there you somehow still make me feel safe.
by katie-p July 16, 2012
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She has a really shy personality , falls in love but can never find the right one . funny, crazy, weird !! She gets used
This girl Megan likes me but I just want to use her .
by GHS CHEER ! March 13, 2017
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Someone who's brain is so small they cannot comprehend the simple concept of recycling.
by gullyog May 20, 2018
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