Literally the best friend you could ever ask for, funny and has the best comebacks that you could never think of that fast. Buy your Eugene snacks, trust me.
Eugene totally saved my ass in that argument.
Eugene made everyone laugh so hard today
by Artemis_W December 18, 2022
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This is a very down to earth person who really loves keeping to himself, not leaving out the fact that he’s incredibly handsome and smart, when girls like him he never gets the hint.
Damn, why wouldn’t Eugene notice me
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The definition of Eugene is a name of a Disney character from beauty and the beast. Being called Eugene is a complement. It means you beat women and make a whole from there ass to there vagina and put there hair through there ass and out the vagina then pull repeatedly till they turn into a ball and break there spine.

In stead of Eugene Joshua can be used in women beating scenarios
I am Eugene or I will Eugene you
by Eugene the one November 7, 2022
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A cringeworthy social dyslexic with the tendency to shoot up their school. A Eugene is usually identified by whatching out for Trenchcoats or Fedoras
by Potroller April 16, 2019
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An AWESOME Individual who's very driven and multi-talented. A lot of people tend to like Eugene. Eugene is very passionate about everything and has a great work ethic. Eugene is a fast learner and is just naturally good at everything, ESPECIALLY sex. Eugene is. very loyal and takes trust very seriously, so they're a keeper!
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A Eugene is a mentally strong guy. Savvy with office politics. Can be a bit of a beta male but knows what he wants and creates a plan to get it. Some plans can get complicated but generally work. He is likable and sometimes a bit shy.

He can move the world and change ideas. Very book smart.
Also has a big dick and knows how to sex.
"Hey, he is liked a lot by his neighbours! He must be a Eugene."

"That chick clings to him like foil." " Yeah, I hear he is a Eugene in bed!"

" That guy totally Eugened his test. He was given honors!"
by Kimongo Kinenene July 30, 2021
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