data boner

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown

These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.

by archwolf September 24, 2014

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Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 08, 2020

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dataing

when your too scared to say dating

so are we dataing

by wefgrmhj,. November 25, 2019

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data miner

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

by califctn February 12, 2025

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Big Data Gaslighting

A technique of modifying historical data to magically contain data it used to not have, so that you can avoid blame about not having the right data in the first place.

Funny how when I complained about the zip-codes all bring blank from last year, then it all suddenly appeared! Must be Big Data Gaslighting.

by Jonathan Putz September 17, 2020

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