Big Data Gaslighting

A technique of modifying historical data to magically contain data it used to not have, so that you can avoid blame about not having the right data in the first place.

Funny how when I complained about the zip-codes all bring blank from last year, then it all suddenly appeared! Must be Big Data Gaslighting.

by Jonathan Putz September 17, 2020

data

So you hate me right now and your knees are hurting? ☺️ Is that correct

Just trying to filter info out of data

by Krkič September 18, 2020

data-fast

a elite german wordhacker

data-fast owned you

by shean September 4, 2003

logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John March 10, 2012

transferring data

when a male reaches an orgasm from masturbation and jizz,cum,etc., explodes from his cock.

Teenager: don't walk in on me now, I'm transferring data.

by Matthew Kash November 27, 2011

data

ylea

ylebicha = data

by dghdgdg January 17, 2023

Big Data Energy

The confident energy emitted by businesses harnessing their big data (large quantities of incoming and outgoing data) through data analytics & visualization and don't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The big D energy tells its own story of bold, informed decisions. Every business strives for big D energy. Only a few possess such a gift. Businesses with big D energy possess qualities such as a competitive advantage, stickiness, being future-proof, and having the ability to easily pinpoint their pain points and monetize their data.

Wow, that business has Big Data Energy and is flourishing, because its management makes real-time, informed decisions. They must have Big D Insights dashboards!

by OQLIS February 3, 2023