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Big Data Gaslighting

A technique of modifying historical data to magically contain data it used to not have, so that you can avoid blame about not having the right data in the first place.
Funny how when I complained about the zip-codes all bring blank from last year, then it all suddenly appeared! Must be Big Data Gaslighting.
by Jonathan Putz September 17, 2020
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data

So you hate me right now and your knees are hurting? ☺️ Is that correct
Just trying to filter info out of data
by Krkič September 18, 2020
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logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.
Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"
by Computer John March 10, 2012
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transferring data

when a male reaches an orgasm from masturbation and jizz,cum,etc., explodes from his cock.
Teenager: don't walk in on me now, I'm transferring data.
by Matthew Kash November 27, 2011
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decayed data

Oversupervising floating obselete andor oversupervising floating fallacy andor oversupervising floating evil; oversalient kludge (whether "fact" andor dynamic andor practice andor other other of a physical sim andor investment andor information of inforsphere andor noosphere)
Something against andor in conflict of usage with a foreseeable andor unforeseeable better optimal, especially in retrospect
We know it's both good and bad 2050s scifi
How?
Because the characters and optimalities and worldbuild are divine and so is the sciences but it's bad decayed data because of misfabricated problemreactionsolution conplication to support evil and they still speak of dyson sphere investments when we now know that stars and systems are FreeSpace FreeReign Cosmic and that any reputable dyson sphere stellar engineering megastructure organisation would choose ethical of Mega fusion ignition if needed instead of star capture.

These dentists and gyms and surgeons operate through decayed data
How so?
Aside from Big Pharma quota by sacrificialists, Because their practices are scarfully dangerous now that dall.e.drug invented several no side effects fitness pills and tooth and gum regrowing designer drugs and antiaging chemical cocktails and unscarring meds along with no downside nootropics, dall.e.gene too now
But it's not completely obselete
Okay then

Some Star Trek and Star Wars is decayed data like some other television media
But they got the smartphone right, and the holodeck!
Which isn't decayed data then until that is too if it is, but it might be of way of that the crew die per teleport and never mention live freely as part of their utopian paradigm, and that empires often institute welfare and healthcare and aren't blanketly evil but discern and proactive what you should and must even if cosmic data science
by TranslogicMultisonance October 16, 2023
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Master Data Manager

A superior human being capable of managing data exchange. With its immense knowledge, it ensures that the world of data runs smoothly. He is the hero of digitalization and a true pioneer in his field. No reward in the world can outweigh his contribution to the world's legacy.
Look, there's Jan. He's a Master Data Manager.

Yes, he is a true hero!
by Japina125 November 12, 2023
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Jordan U Data Recovery

The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.
"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"
by trolltime12 December 25, 2023
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