An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.
OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!
by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023
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Someone who’s prone to ear infections.
Look at her she’s such a Boris.
by Boobo0oBubb September 17, 2021
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A rare gem, unusual, just like the name.

Bori has a beautiful soul. Charismatic, lighting up the room with her radiant smile. She is smart, but carful to be modest. Incredibly loyal, once you steal her heart, it will ever belong to you. Above all she is kind and compassionate, willing to lend a helping hand wherever needed.

Finally, she is mindful, but will do whatever in her power to indirectly remind how much she still cares.
"Bori...Isn't that how to say rice in Korean?"
by Maxamillian Whitlock January 6, 2023
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To make a catastrophic, horrendous error or to be woefully unprepared for a big event; especially when the mistake / lack of preparation could have been easily avoided.

The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.

Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
Look at the state of that! He’s totally Boris’d it!

How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?

Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
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when youre name is Boris, youre a cute boy with blue eyes and you love sport.
you also like to talk with girls;)
(And youre good in bed).
hello my name is Boris, i like to talk with girls.
by not a person123456789001234567 November 3, 2019
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