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An amazing friend. He loves girls for who they are and they mostly are very sweet. they love o eat (like all guys) but they never get fat. THey play QB in football and are super strong. MY zack is sensitive and loving. he has dirty blond hair and has been my best friend ever since preschool. I love him, but he will never be mine because he's too good for me... he doesnt think that but he is. </3 He is the most perfect guy a girl will ever meet.
I love Zack because he dont care wut others think of him. He is my best friend.
Zack by Moo Li March 8, 2010
The proper way to spell "Zach." As the "-ch" ending produces a voiceless palato-alveolar affricate such as the "ch" in "Chip."

Zach is pronounced zætf
Zack is pronounced zæk
"Zack is spelled Z-A-C-K as per human linguistics."
zack by Zack With A K January 4, 2008
The most amazing boy that has ever walked the face of the planet. He is the love of my life and always will be. I never want to be with anyone but him. He's my baby boy and that won't ever change. I absolutely love him to death. <333
"Zack makes me oblivious to all other boys."
Zack by maraa bby. :] March 16, 2009
-a guy thats pretty cool for the most part...when he's not being an a-hole haha!. very hilarious but dork at the same time. SUCKS at call of duty and guitar hero...
-he sometimes talks to himself.
-makes others jealous with his mad piano skills and likes to show off
-moms love him and think of him as definite "marriage material"
-likes to quote things from spongebob, salad fingers, family guy, etc.
-teases you about embarrassing things that you have done in the past and always brings it up at the worst possible time!
person 1: "OMG! have you ever heard zack play the piano?"
person 2: "no...why? is he any good?"
person 1: "yeah! hes freakin amazing! he makes me so jealous... and i thought I was good at piano..."


girl 1: "hey____, remember when zack met your mom that one time?"
girl 2: "yeah haha! i can't believe she liked him so much."
girl 1: "yeah i know. she usually doesn't like ANY of the guys you bring home."
girl 2: "yeah. now my mom always asks me to invite him over all the time. she even told me he was marriage material!"
Zack by kellie gonzalez December 17, 2008
(adj,noun) The greatest nigga alive. He is the best at everything. Everyone loves him. see also Beast or Dat Nigga
1st Girl: "Let me tell you...John was fucking me so good that when he told me to say his name I yelled out Zack."
2nd Girl: "Too bad he doesn't have a gorilla dick like the real Zack the Greatest.
Zack by ZacktheGreat January 11, 2008
A kid who touches himself while he sings along to "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls.
Zacks mom: Turn down that music Zack!

Zack: Mommy I told you to not come a knockin when The Divinyls a rockin.

Zack's mom: Stop touching yourself or your grounded.

Zack: Fuck you!
Zack by Yokozooma October 19, 2010