Fuck you in the Face

used as an expression of disbelief or as a response to a smartass comment. also can be used as a expression of extreame anger.

person #1 hey did you hear that Steve hooked up with Amy?

person#2 Fuck you in the Face! Really?

by crazycatcher June 11, 2009

punch-you-in-the-face

A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".

I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

Chug you in the face

What you say when someone chugs your water and you want to punch them in the face for it.

"Imma chug you in the face for chugging my drink ya bitch!"

by Blah bla blah November 15, 2016

J you in the face

Jab someone in the face.

Alana if you don't stop im going to j you in the face.

by Booskii0817 April 29, 2011

Punch You In The Face

Saint Louis punk band that makes fun of everyone while on stage, but mainly themselves.

Im going to go see PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE get wasted and play punk rock in Saint Louis.

by ike5522 May 2, 2008

Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

by WobbyK November 4, 2009

Shoot you in the face

What I will do to you when you least expect it.

When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.

by OlegTheGreat April 7, 2010