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(Verb) To pull a Yoko, means to get your boyfriend pussy whipped and beak up his band, destroying his career as a musician.
Matt's girlfriend pulled a Yoko.
Yoko by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008
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n. a woman who really thinks she's an interesting artist, but is actually just a poser whos "cool" comes from who she dates/marries. a woman who makes really annoying art and tries to pretend it's "heavy' . an energy sucker. someone who's attempts at being "avant garde" come off to real artists as sensless crap. a woman who shows up at band practice and makes suggestions.

v. to be this kind of woman. to be a woman who stunts a man's artistic abilities in favor of her own mediocre ones .
"hey , bob's music has become very boring, and i havent seen him in months. he used to be really productive

"well, he got married to a yoko, what do you expect"

'what the hell is that horrible noise in the background of bob's new recording"

"man, you just noticed? he got yoko'd last year and its been like that ever since"
yoko by phaedrider November 16, 2009
A old saggy-tit lady who thinks screeching into a microphone is art who convinced John Lennon to quit The Beatles.
"You're such a Yoko!"
an instigating cunt who picks on other cunts because she is a retard; one who takes pictures of ones own used tampons and uses stupid slang words like LAFFO.
tschernobyl is a yoko
yoko by tschernobyl June 7, 2004
Scheming nip who eminates malice from every pore.
Paul McCartney spoke of his fondness to attack Yoko with a claw hammer.
yoko by Brigante June 26, 2005