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(ok why would Xmen be slang and who cares if it is)
A show that is on ABC Family that comes on the air it was on the air in the '90s and in to 2000. it also has a bunch of movies that little kids see
Luc: you want to see X-Men
Me: No there movies suck
Luc: FIne i'm going to talk to a 14 year old girl from Canada
Me: you sick basturd
X-Men by Chris May 13, 2005
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You might wanna think about changing that to X-women
Why x-men? Why not x-women? It's pride month y'all. #pride #gayfags
Wasn't a civil rights parody and Stan Lee has said as much.
Hym "The guy who created the X-Men said that it wasn't a civil rights parody. Not a thing. This is just another example of people's interpretation of reality taking precedent over the intent of the guy who actually did the thing."
X-Men by Hym Iam March 13, 2024

X-Men Unite

Said between friends when they coincidentally say the same thing at the same time. Kind of like jinx, without the bad luck. Friends also cross their arms to form an 'X' while saying the phrase. It's taken from the movie X3: The Last Stand.
My friends and I often think similarly, which leads to many X-Men Unite moments.
X-Men Unite by el greco December 13, 2008

X-Men: First Class (2011) 

X-Men: First Class is a 2011 American superhero film directed by Matthew Vaughn and produced by Bryan Singer, based on the X-Men characters appearing in Marvel Comics. The fifth installment in the X-Men series, the film acts as a prequel for the original X-Men trilogy, being set primarily in 1962 during the Cuban Missile Crisis. It focuses on the relationship between Charles Xavier (Professor X) and Erik Lensherr (Magneto), and the origin of their groups—the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants, respectively. The film stars James McAvoy as Xavier and Michael Fassbender as Lensherr, leading an ensemble cast that includes Kevin Bacon, January Jones, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Zoë Kravitz, Nicholas Hoult and Lucas Till.
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.
Logan: Go fuck yourself.

Erik Lehnsherr: (before Charles uses Cerebro for the first time) What an adorable lab rat you make, Charles.
Professor Charles Xavier: Don't spoil this for me, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been a lab rat. I know when I see one.

(about the Class going into action)
Professor Charles Xavier: They're just kids...
Erik Lehnsherr: No, they WERE kids. Shaw has his army, we need ours.

Erik Lehnsherr: (Shaw's mind is frozen by Charles) If you're in there, I'd like you to know that I agree with every word you said. We are the future. But, unfortunately, you killed my mother. This is what we're gonna do.
Professor Charles Xavier: No. Please, Erik, no.
Erik Lehnsherr: I am going to count to three and I'm going to move the coin. One.
(moves the coin at Shaw's head)
Professor Charles Xavier: Please, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: Two. Three.

(Magneto halts the missile barrage and directs it upon the fleet)
Professor Charles Xavier: Erik, you said yourself we're the better men. This is the time to prove it. There are thousands of men on those ships who are just following orders.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.

x-men piss 

the x-men piss is when two people urinate into a toilet and make an x shaped stream with their urine
gerald and jacob went to the toilet to have an x-men piss it was a great experience.
x-men piss by bbqchip_sarah March 5, 2021

X-Men Unlimited 

A Marvel roleplaying that encourages a certain IQ standard and discourages idiots, ignorance, and general douchebaggery. Is constantly beleaguered by the aforementioned populations, and thankfully, has management that gets things done instead of posting things on idiotic websites under fake monikers to hide their actions.
Man, those guys at X-Men Unlimited don't tolerate shitty people. Maybe I should grow a brain and stay the fuck out.