Fucking Upwards

To fuck up something in a way that benefits someone or resolves a situation.

Jerry destroyed all the toilets in a fit of rage at the office. Now they're putting in state of the art ones. Last week he torched a copier and they also upgraded. Man that guy is totally fucking upwards.

by Brainmagic December 28, 2014

failing upwards

the only podcast that matters

Failing Upwards, the only podcast that matters you dead bitch

by sache_5 October 15, 2018

upward throatfuck

When the submissive person is giving the dominant person head while his body and face are facing upwards.

Bro, you should’ve seen that girls face after I gave her the Upward Throatfuck.

by Chief Queefius April 17, 2018

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

Upward Spiraling Pigtail

A donut move by which a car, already moving straight ahead at high speed, begins to spin while still moving in the same general direction.

"This is the upward spiraling pigtail!"

"Why is it called that?"

"I don't know!"

by montypark March 14, 2009

playing an upwards red

refers to the system used on popular game pro evo to measure a players form, but translated into real life as to how someone is playing football, how there pulling or how there generally feeling

"champ i cant believe you just pulled rachel dove" "yeh i was playing an upwards red just then"
(- well he'd have to be)

by Frazer Newport May 01, 2007

upward tunnel excavation

anal sex

She love a good "upward tunnel excavation" if you know what i mean.

by 255thelastblackpanda July 29, 2018