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typhoon jockey 

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.
Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night
typhoon jockey by sweet sheets December 23, 2010
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typhoon class 

A large turd, both long and thick, which wedges in the toilet and will not flush. Similar to a submarine.

Called a typhoon class after the large submarine of the same name.
I've just dropped a typhoon class
typhoon class by Enzo March 6, 2005

Typhoon check 

When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?
Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?
Typhoon check by marioyoshiluigi August 23, 2012

typhoon slam 

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies
I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead
typhoon slam by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013

typhoon texas 

A place where people go to get wet.
Jimmy and I went to Typhoon Texas Waterpark yesterday. We got so wet.

typhoon dicks 

DAMNNN, she went through a typhoon dicks
typhoon dicks by Bryan alvarez June 23, 2016

Typhoon Lagoon 

When you gurgle ice cold water in a girls pussy while eating her out.
Bro after fucking her for a hour i threw a game changer and hit her with the typhoon lagoon.
Typhoon Lagoon by Tannergang March 27, 2017