twerp

A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.
Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
mugGet the twerpmug.

twerp

a pregnant goldfish.
im not making this up.
i have spent too much money buying food for my twerp and her freaking children.
by SKAylor. July 12, 2006
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twerped

"Dang bro I'm so twerped"
by Iconicbrunette January 04, 2017
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Twerp

someone who farts in the tub and snaps at the bubbles
he is such a twerp!
by gjab48 July 12, 2019
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Twerp

A twerp is someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
Mazell Stafford is a twerp because she farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles.
by Montykristo April 04, 2022
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twerp

somebody @ the age of 13 who cannot stop being irritating.That is a TWERP
by sombody who knows November 01, 2008
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twerp

A person who gets sexually aroused by sitting in a tub of water, farting and then eating the bubbles.
Mason's breath smells like shit because he's a little twerp.
by FRizzo September 16, 2005
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