During intimacy, the man wraps his scrotum and testicles around the shaft of his penis and inserts the whole thing into his partners vagina.
I've always wanted to try a Turducken, but it seems like too much meat for me.
by Nooner18 November 30, 2013
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A euphemism for a giant shit. The kind of shit you pass while constipated. In the literal sense, a Turducken is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. In the shitting sense, its a big shit, stuffed into a bigger shit, stuffed into a giant shit. For men, this is the closest we'll ever get to experiencing child birth.
I haven't shat in three days, I can't wait to pass this turducken.
by djmx21 June 15, 2009
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The act of having sexual relations with a fleshlight that has been inserted into the anus, or other orifice) of another person. Name derived from the "famous" dish of a turkey stuffed with a duck that's been stuffed with a chicken, made popular by the loud-mouthed, possibly mentally handicapped, John Madden. Could also possibly be called The Inception.
"I met this freaky chick last night and she was totally into making a turducken."
by KaryGopperl August 21, 2011
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The act of having sex with a pregnant woman. Derived from the Southern favorite of the same name - a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. However, in this case, you are stuffing your penis inside a woman stuffed with baby.
"I can't wait until my kid is born. At this point, sex is non-existent. I couldn't pull a turducken, even if I wanted to"
by ajcny November 7, 2008
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A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.
by Definite Article March 11, 2009
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(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
by Danger500 April 26, 2011
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The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.

The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.
Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.

Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.
by Boycetastrophy October 25, 2010
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